Posted by popular request! A meandering tale that goes no where in particular and then stops abruptly.

Random and weird things I began writing down. Let it never be said I don't have fresh content! True it may be pointless content...

Santa Claus, renouned holiday originator and media manipulator extrodonaire. But also an artist. Like all artists, he seeks to originate. To create. But can he replicate the success achieved with his most successful holiday production? The most successful holiday ever, Chirstmas. Join me in this exclusive interview as he discusses the plans for his brand new holiday, as well as his thoughts on holidays in general.

I have finished my first novella. But it may be a while until it is seen, as I'm vacationing soon.

My website has moved, plus I am toying with the idea of starting up the revolution. Follow the link to glimpse the original prototype that this site came from

I HATE BAD HAIRCUTS.

My webpage now has the Style Bar and is no longer boringly drab! Read for details

The revelation is too deep. What are any of us to do but sit relax and trust in the mother creature to oversee our new destiny. If we suck from her nipple, I'm sure it will all make sense.

Wanton destruction of physical property in one easy lesson.

A preview from my upcoming short story

Advice on how to subtly iritate your boss (if you're a night security guard). I had forgotten about this one, then the other day Cliff pulled it out to show Liam, visiting from lethbridge, and I decided to put it up.

I hate hate hate Sarah McLachlan, but it's not her fault. Well, Surfacing wasn't good compared to her previous stuff, but other than that, it's not her fault. overplayed. And not just the radio. Every Single Place I Go - she is there. I can't go into a goddamn coffee shop without the vegan-types working [...]

Detailing the true nature of that nefarious enemy of all that is right with the world: Barney. This report finally sheds light on his potential origins, his history of involvement with the McDonald land gang during the fast-food wars, his underworld connections and much more. Every last sorid detail is finally uncovered.

The sesame street movie 'Follow That Bird' is it is actually a communist analogy. Big Bird represents the common man/woman, living and accepted by Sesame Street, the communist collective. Cookie Monster represents the capitalist-mole that must be beaten down. John Candy representing the universal eqalibrium/karmic retribution. And so much more... discover the true evils of Sesame Street's large yellow menace.

A stream of conciousness rant I wrote sitting in the middle of a mall, surrounded by near-christmas consumerism. I don't really know what it means.