Strips of paper. Cut them up, pull from a hat. Hours and hours of storytelling ammmmmusments.

• The World's First Trans-Sexual Burger Joint
• Eating Dead People for Fun + Profit $$$
• Punch The Bus Driver and other suicide games.
• Tired of Dead Zombies Constant Interspacial Wormjumping?
• Together at last: Anticoagulant fluid.
• "The phones are all out of goosepimples mr. retardo!"
• "Rent to Own" + seven other playground taunts.
• Wishing your way to happiness the I Dream Of Jeannie Way.
• How to throw up on pople and government property without being caught.
• Secret Agent Falacies on the next shopping mall with a side of malt vinegar
• No I'm serious. Stop doing that or I'll hit you.
• 7200 Tennants of the Ipso Switch Manufacturing Corp.
• Nazi's getting you down? Try new Nazi-away (tm) - now in new spray on forumla!
• Writing Your Name In The Snow, an instructional booklet. You and Your Penis.
• The turban is supposed to be orange. That's how you know it's working.
• Genetically Engineered to please your tastebuds