Now I know for a fact that not all hairdressers are bad.

But why are the non-brainfucked ones so RARE? I'm putting this bit of a disclaimer here in the event that this is read by a hairdresser with talent - and I am of the full opinion that a proper hairdresser can do absolute miracles and you deserve my money.

But I always seemed to be saddled with the mentally retarded ones. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! ANGLE!!

ANGLED! What is so fucking hard about that?

I SAID IT SHOULD BE ANGLED. My hair is currently straight. Straight does not equal angled

When I say my god damn bangs should be long they should be *L*O*N*G* - this is not some bizarre invitation to cut them. I really did mean that it should be LONG in front, SHORT in back.

If this is the Christmas season than my entire "good will towards men" is NOT hunting you down and killing you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hairdressers will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

The last two times I've had my haircut it was done reasonably well. I actually received a haircut matching the description I gave. Unfortunately I got a letter saying my hairdresser had left... It's not that she was a godsend or anything, but she was at least above average.

Unfortunately my last two times being a non-hellish experience had obvious left me as an easy target for the hairdresser fuckups of the world. FUCK!