A somewhat sexual spoof of star trek centering around DS9, this was among the first things I ever wrote. To get back at Vash for her affair with Julian, Q grants Julian incredible sexual powers - to the dismay of the other men on board who are becoming suspicious as to why their girlfriends have suddenly started dumping them. Mixing in the very worst of The Original Series, Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.

Depresion... Universal? Yes.

Of course, you've probably heard the expression "I like the cut of your jib." What is a jib? Who knows! Come see the other sayings that were under popular consideration

There once was a frog who went tra-la-la along the glen until a big mallet hit him in the head and his brains oozed out of his little froggy skull and the mallet-holder said "haha!" and did a merry little jig.
This wasn't a solitary event. There was a miniature elf who had been running around [...]

I don't understand why people have to cling so tightly to their narrow definitions of what is societally acceptable, nor why they have to throw stones at people who violate those definitions.
And on another note if you are so afraid of your shadow then maybe there's a reason. Maybe that shadow should pop to life, [...]

Short, but one of my very favorites.