History: In high school, my computer teacher had a really... weird way of doing things. During the second half of the year, when we did programming, myself and a few others were basically allowed to do whatever the hell we wanted. He recognized that we were already way beyond the fundamentals being taught in class, so that was nice. Actually it was fantastic. But during the first half of the year, we had to do really boring things like "Track stocks for a month [learn to use a spreadsheet]" or "Type up two pages of your notes [learn to use a wordprocessor]".
I have no idea what the original assignment was, probably something to do with word processors.. or maybe we had to make a mini-database. Anyways, I wrote this because I was bored and handed it in and he refusued to accept it! This still mystifies me. Halfway through reading it, he kinda starts chuckling, but also throws his hands up and loudly proclaims there's no way he could accept it. I think his reaction was funnier than anything a caribou could ever do.
I still feel a little guilty about the time I tried to get him fired [no, it wasn't over this, silly-head].