Poo Ass
An actual quote from my local paper:

I'm sure the URL will get taken down once someone figures out what time it is, so click while the clickin's good
Yah... they took it down. Fuckers. But we'll always have the image. Goddamn jackasses are prolly afraid of law suits or some suck malarkey, If you've done and fucked up good and public, at least have the decency to stand up and say "We are Poo Ass and we are proud!" instead of hiding behind the shed and pretending it never happened. It's not like you went and fucked some other dude's wife or caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocents by claimed you knew where the WMD's were or some other quasi-legitimiate reason to pretend history never happened. Yer a goddamn rag that just mostly reprints the AP. "Poo Ass" is probably some of the most legitimate reporting you guys've done in years. Er... mm.. I'm getting a bit sidetracked. best end this edit while the ending's good.
(via my friend Chris)