We Are Metallica
We Are Metallica. Relevance Is Not Our Problem. We have our own private island filled with a hand picked selection of fans who do not use the internet in any manner, only listen when they are told, feel towards our songs as we dictate, and are fed a high-protein soy-based supplement through their anus. This is all the fans we need. We have evolved to a self perpetuating oligarchy that no longer requires outside interaction.
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I got a kick out of the responses at the end of the article. So many posts of "who cares about Metallica!"... well apparently these people DO care enough to post about how much they don't care about Metallica.
So stupid.
Seriously. Fanboys of ANYTHING should be shot.
Fanboyz are a waste of oxygen. They should be slaughtered before growing up and becoming obstinant, unbending right/left wingers with no ability to see beyond 'the party'.
Metallica Island? I remember that fiasco where they sold beachfront property and the suckers who bought in didn't know it was a timeshare instead. You know, you don't actually own their islandectual property, they retain all the rights and can tell you what you can and can't do with it after you've forked out the cash. Pity that. Luckily some got wise and started anchoring their ships just off-coast so they could listen to all the awesome music being played there for free. I don't think it was right to call those sailors pirates if they didn't even fly the jolly roger.
Kyle, you're a friggin genius. Your comment brokers a fine allegory, my friend. Your feverish dreams are most welcome.