Comments on: The First Church of The United Jimbo http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/ i wish i had raped the monkey but what i did instead was good too Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Legion http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-687 Legion Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:14:16 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-687 Yes... Yes... The Jimbo has absolutely no Village People outfits. Absolutely none. None whatsoever, you are indeed correct... Oh, and if that Condom Dispenser was merely a condom dispenser, then I may have done some horribly inappropriate things to it. Dear Condom Dispenser:     I am sorry.     I thought you were a time machine, which is     why I did those things I did to you. Please     forgive my ignorance. I hope therapy and     the years that have gone by have helped you     to move on. Yes... Yes... The Jimbo has absolutely no Village People outfits. Absolutely none. None whatsoever, you are indeed correct...

Oh, and if that Condom Dispenser was merely a condom dispenser, then I may have done some horribly inappropriate things to it.

Dear Condom Dispenser:
    I am sorry.
    I thought you were a time machine, which is
    why I did those things I did to you. Please
    forgive my ignorance. I hope therapy and
    the years that have gone by have helped you
    to move on.

]]> By: Cliff http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-671 Cliff Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:15:05 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-671 (sigh) The CONDOM DISPENSER was the time travel device. The urinal was...well, I think it was just a urinal. :) And I don't ever remember you resembling a member of The Village People, so you probably would have been safe from any sort of 'time travel black hole'. (sigh) The CONDOM DISPENSER was the time travel device. The urinal was...well, I think it was just a urinal. :)

And I don't ever remember you resembling a member of The Village People, so you probably would have been safe from any sort of 'time travel black hole'.

]]> By: Legion http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-646 Legion Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:00:21 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-646 The Revolution will be televised, pants-less and available the following monday on DVD and blu-ray. Revolutions should naturally be encouraged and preferably monkey-centric. The Jimbo once thought he was part of a revolution, but it turns out to have been a marathon multi-year coffee session during which point he slept for only 12 minutes in the bathroom of a <a href="http://www.humptys.com/" rel="nofollow">Humpty's</a>. Although that may have involved a time-traveling urinal, so the exact duration requires an exact knowledge of the observers spacial locations and speed of distance and coffee consumption. By the way, I love that quote and plan on stealing it for use somewhere :) The Revolution will be televised, pants-less and available the following monday on DVD and blu-ray. Revolutions should naturally be encouraged and preferably monkey-centric.

The Jimbo once thought he was part of a revolution, but it turns out to have been a marathon multi-year coffee session during which point he slept for only 12 minutes in the bathroom of a Humpty's. Although that may have involved a time-traveling urinal, so the exact duration requires an exact knowledge of the observers spacial locations and speed of distance and coffee consumption.

By the way, I love that quote and plan on stealing it for use somewhere :)

]]> By: Liam http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-620 Liam Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:04:52 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-620 What is the Jimboist stance on Revolution? "In the beginning, there was stuff. But there was no Jimbo, so who gave a crap?" What is the Jimboist stance on Revolution?

"In the beginning, there was stuff. But there was no Jimbo, so who gave a crap?"

]]> By: Legion http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-617 Legion Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:47:00 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-617 I'm also a worshiper of the Holy Television, bringer of light. But thankfully Jimboism is compatible with all other major religions (except Unitarianism), so I didn't have to give up my pasta dreadlocks. They sway majesticly in strong breezes, I could never get rid of them. I'm also a worshiper of the Holy Television, bringer of light. But thankfully Jimboism is compatible with all other major religions (except Unitarianism), so I didn't have to give up my pasta dreadlocks. They sway majesticly in strong breezes, I could never get rid of them.

]]> By: Anonymous http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-612 Anonymous Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:03:35 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-612 I had thought you were a devout Pastafarian James, this could be taken poorly by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I had thought you were a devout Pastafarian James, this could be taken poorly by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

]]> By: Legion http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-583 Legion Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:02:46 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-583 You just need to keep trying. With enough effort, you can eat/drink that combination. So Say We All! [wheeee BSG in 9 days!!!!!] You just need to keep trying. With enough effort, you can eat/drink that combination. So Say We All! [wheeee BSG in 9 days!!!!!]

]]> By: Cliff http://feelingsofwhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/comment-page-1/#comment-569 Cliff Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:07:22 +0000 http://FeelingsOfWhite.com/2009/01/first-church-of-the-united-jimbo/#comment-569 I do have a concern with the beer and cookies combination it's suggested be served at effigy burnings. Those are two things that really don't tend to go well together. I do have a concern with the beer and cookies combination it's suggested be served at effigy burnings. Those are two things that really don't tend to go well together.

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