How to describe this epic masterpiece? I've spent the last month compiling a hillarious collage of President Obama and Admiral Adama comparisons. Over eighteen seperate mini-joke/comic/things all rolled into one sprawling bizarre competition that ends with the two degenerating into insults. And it'll take you less than a minute to read. *worth it*
Saucy dangerous unpredictable Ellen Tigh has returned to the fleet only to discover - dum dum dum! - Tigh has knocked up a Six and Ellen's none to pleased. Baltar struggles for control of his culthood and the Allspark is causually mentioned.
Anders' expostion button goes off and the entire history of the humans and cylons is downloaded to us viewers in an amazing tour de force. Join me as I recap the events from 3000 years ago until now, including quoting John/Cavil's brilliant I'm a machine speach.
Furburger, a gian metal vagina, makes her appearance as does Stumpy, Felix's crusty companion. The revolution is resolved and on the whole I quite liked it. The unlikely return of Lt. Aaron Kelly is most welcome, as is Baltar, and George W. Bush makes an appearance.
I break format and do a six scene breakdown with hillarious pictures and screen-caps. Seriously, you want to check out this fun times full of outrageous type-setting! Oh, also I childe Roslin (again), defend Zarek and use the word microcosm-esque in a sentance.