I cannot recommend Lost Untangled highly enough. This shit is off the hook. Each sixth season Lost episode is recapped by a muppet (for no discernable reason). The kind of muppet who has spent the last year huffing glue, locked in his apartment/shrine to Lost, watching nothing but the show and assembling the most hilarious 3 minute-ish recaps.

Pushing the publish button on this one scares the shit out of me. I'm not really ready to recap this piece and try to explain it in a shortened form, which is a shame because this is the place where a short description of the article proper should appear. It's dark, it's scary and if upon reading it you find you relate to it (even though you would have written different sentences) remember that you are the one in charge, not the homunculus.