My life is just too full at the moment to reply to everyone who has commented. This is where I am, today. While Oprah plays in the background

So today is most definitely the worst day I’ve had in the last few years and I’m not sure I can even tell you why. I don’t even understand why. It started with my wife, last night, complaining how I hadn’t done her laundry. It was in a suitcase, in the garage and I didn’t even know it was there. To her it felt a bit intentional. To me, it felt like she should shut the fuck up.

Step 1: Disprove evolution with peanut butter Step 2: Prove evolution with the help of bees Step 3: Think “Oh my god, how are we not dead already?” Like, is someone putting stupidity in the water these days?

The opening salvo of my own personal food revolution. I want to remake my diet and I want to share my missteps with you.