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Inside the Secrets of The Behind the Making of The Music Revealed

2009 Mar 10

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Filed under funny, powershell, the void, writing and tagged Battlestar Galactica, plug, video.

Join BSG Music computer Bear McCreary on this backstage tour of the Galactica where no one knows who the frak he is. James Callis introduces us to the "Balter is the mutherfucking shit!!!" song and Edward James Olmos does some bear impressions. Rawr! Bonus: a special feature on The Ack Attack and her Lost Recaps!

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2009 Feb 24

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Filed under funny, the arts and tagged artwork, Battlestar Galactica, comics, obama, politics, ted.

How to describe this epic masterpiece? I've spent the last month compiling a hillarious collage of President Obama and Admiral Adama comparisons. Over eighteen seperate mini-joke/comic/things all rolled into one sprawling bizarre competition that ends with the two degenerating into insults. And it'll take you less than a minute to read. *worth it*

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Worst Commercial Placement Ever

2009 Jan 22

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Filed under funny and tagged Battlestar Galactica, mlp, video.

An inappropriate commercial that achieves a zen like transcendance into a piece of art all its own.

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The First Church of The United Jimbo

2009 Jan 06

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Filed under funny and tagged religion, spirituality.

Perhaps its just me, but it seems like its all the rage this century to start your own religion. The badly drawn artwork is enough of a draw to ensure you'll want to click the link. But wait until you hear the benefits that await you! Act now! Supplies are limited!

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The Shit Dancer [Tamdhu Stories 1.3]

2008 Aug 06

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Filed under funny, the void and tagged dog, tamdhu.

We got a tiny black cockappoo puppy, he has destroyed ar carpet and tested us to our breaking point. Get rid of the dog... or learn to live with him and discover what he has to offer in return

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The Best of Projects: Eclectic [1 of 3]

2008 May 15

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Filed under funny.

One of the most liberating things I did was not define too closely what Projects was about. I came to view it as, literally, any of the Projects I was working on. Although my focus was always clearly on creative writing, let's start Part One with some of the most eclectic pieces.

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Poo Ass

2007 Mar 15

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Filed under funny and tagged mlp.

An actual quote from my local paper: I'm sure the URL will get taken down once someone figures out what time it is, so click while the clickin's good Yah... they took it down. Fuckers. But we'll always have the image. Goddamn jackasses are prolly afraid of law suits or some suck malarkey, If you've [...]

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The Vegas music hums in the background

2001 May 17

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Filed under curator's pick, funny and tagged Star Trek Deep Space Nine, testpoint, wacky.

It’s 4.30a Monday; I haven’t slept since Saturday and buses don’t run for another hour. I’m pretty certain I wrote it coming down from a magic mushroom trip. A weird meandering tale taking inspiration from an old-school text-based adventure. It switches styles at least three times and is delightfully random.

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Trucking Stories

2001 Mar 27

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Filed under funny, narcissism and tagged nin, passionate diatribes, testpoint, travels, vegas.

From March 2000 to October 2000, I gave up on computers and became a big-rig truck driver. I had my share of headaches but also my share of fun. Highlights included sneaking off to Las Vegas for a weekend, hanging out at the Mall Of America and seeing Nine Inch Nails on tour. Sometimes funny, sometimes just what happened and sometimes a result of me staring at the road for hours on end. These are my trucking stories.

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A fake later from the government. Re: P.A.T. Unit(s)

2000 Nov 25

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Filed under funny and tagged cliff, prank.

I was rooting through my harddrive and ran across this one. A practical joke I pulled on a friend about a year ago wherein they contact him regarding flying cars.

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Really Dumb Story II: The Movie Idea

2000 May 22

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Filed under funny, writing and tagged cliff, fiction, kelly, liam, Really Dumb Story, sam, vlad.

Liam's recent graduation from University has landed him a job with the mysterious InterTron. What mysterious plots might they be hatching? And will Liam ever overcome his fear of submarines? Not a sequel to the first. More like another installment in a series of dumb stories

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Bands That Suck

2000 Apr 30

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Filed under funny and tagged music, passionate diatribes.

I mean, seriously, stop sucking so bad you stupid god-less fucking losers.

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The Retarded People FAQ

2000 Apr 28

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Filed under funny and tagged offensive.

"Do all retarded people wear sweat pants?" and other questions finally answered. Very offensive.

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Comments on "Wisdom of the Seer"

2000 Apr 05

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Filed under funny and tagged cliff.

An angry letter I wrote regarding one of the more offensive rants I've ever encountered... sort of.

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The Caribou Sex Survey (and the evil Dr. Hoof)

2000 Mar 02

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Filed under funny and tagged beastiality.

Have you ever been sexually attracted to an animal? Was this animal a caribou? (it's not quite as bad as it sounds)

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