So I got one of those email survey things today. And in light of the upcoming valentine's day festivities, I thought I'd answer it in the voice of a generic ex-girlfriend.

A somewhat sexual spoof of star trek centering around DS9, this was among the first things I ever wrote. To get back at Vash for her affair with Julian, Q grants Julian incredible sexual powers - to the dismay of the other men on board who are becoming suspicious as to why their girlfriends have suddenly started dumping them. Mixing in the very worst of The Original Series, Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.

Of course, you've probably heard the expression "I like the cut of your jib." What is a jib? Who knows! Come see the other sayings that were under popular consideration

Posted by popular request! A meandering tale that goes no where in particular and then stops abruptly.

Random and weird things I began writing down. Let it never be said I don't have fresh content! True it may be pointless content...

Santa Claus, renouned holiday originator and media manipulator extrodonaire. But also an artist. Like all artists, he seeks to originate. To create. But can he replicate the success achieved with his most successful holiday production? The most successful holiday ever, Chirstmas. Join me in this exclusive interview as he discusses the plans for his brand new holiday, as well as his thoughts on holidays in general.

A preview from my upcoming short story

Advice on how to subtly iritate your boss (if you're a night security guard). I had forgotten about this one, then the other day Cliff pulled it out to show Liam, visiting from lethbridge, and I decided to put it up.

Detailing the true nature of that nefarious enemy of all that is right with the world: Barney. This report finally sheds light on his potential origins, his history of involvement with the McDonald land gang during the fast-food wars, his underworld connections and much more. Every last sorid detail is finally uncovered.

The sesame street movie 'Follow That Bird' is it is actually a communist analogy. Big Bird represents the common man/woman, living and accepted by Sesame Street, the communist collective. Cookie Monster represents the capitalist-mole that must be beaten down. John Candy representing the universal eqalibrium/karmic retribution. And so much more... discover the true evils of Sesame Street's large yellow menace.