Has it been one of those days? Even that third breakfast beer doesn’t seem to be helping? Rectal stretching just not giving you the kind of joy it used to? Wishing you hadn’t traded your last chunk of meth for that fraggle rock thermos? Sound’s like you need a pick-me-up. Oh, I dunno… something like Violent Aggression vs. Decency podcast #6 perhaps?

• Liam completely fails at introducing himself. For minutes on end Liam makes a complete fool of himself. All you had to do was say your name… how hard was that task?!
• John Crier, that fucking asshole, is roasted in a verbal spit, the fires of our collective hatred of him burn brightly
• Today’s questions include: Where is the best place to go “parking” in Edmonton? Is there a gayer scene than top gun’s volleyball scene? Why was Liam’s daughter was punching him as hard as she could?
• The good ol’ days of pc speaker sound are romanticized and some favourite games are discussed… until the Ride of the Valkyries starts playing and we turn it into some sort of impromptu communist revolutionary drama
• Vlad and Kim buy a ladder. The merits of its length, girth and other euphemisms are discussed
• I mourns the loss of the Silk Pie at Denny’s and this leads into… well… almost certainly the most offensive bit of improve we’ve ever done. It’ll either make you unsubscribe from the podcast or tell at least one person the next day you aren’t going to believe what I just listened to. Nope, no hints, you gotta listen all the way to the end to understand what I’m talking about (you could skip to the end… but most people will appreciate the foreplay)
  • By the way… you can read the letter I sent to Denny’s, if that's the sort of thing you're into

The Violent Aggression crew take aim at Decency and it’s Decency that was walking bow-legged the next day. Enjoy! Complaints and Questions can be directed to bow.legged@violentaggression.com Fire away and we might read your mail on a future podcast.

All questions sumbitted become the propery of small laundromat business in southern Wales

We’re back. Sorry it’s been so long. Life has been keeping me busy in other ways. I’ve insulated and drywalled a garage, cared for sick family, done some fun multi-threaded programming at work, watched The Prisoner (fantastic rewarding television viewing), watched bsg: The Plan (a horrible boring affair), tried and failed in my novel via NaNoWriMo (thanks to Liam for plenty of encouragement), and generally engaged in life.

But enough about me, what’s the gang up to this week? (or rather, about three months ago)

• We provide a story, involving a certain candy. We maintain we are not racists.
• A set of unpaid bills at a company cause James to go on a auditory rampage (sorry folks, he drinks a lot).
• Liam breaks down Elizabeth Town, which leads us to view an incredibly disturbing image. Do not click the link I am about to share unless you’ve listened to the podcast and know what you’re in for. Here is what we saw.
• Grammer geekdome: Do you know period goes inside the hyperlink only if the entire sentence is a link. At least that’s what these guys figure. I agree. This isn’t part of the podcast, I just wanted to mention that. The podcast is much more interesting.
• For instance, Shaun and Lindsay get drunk and sleeps in their car (in Scotland, at the time).
• This other time, Vlad’s job as Relationship Fluffer is discussed.
• All this and more on the latest instalment of Violent Aggression

Fuck.

• Violent Aggression is now on iTunes.  Subscribe for free to get the stuff there that you already get here. I’ve personally been negotiating with Steve Jobs personally and he assures me his lawyers will be in contact with us son.
• Non-iTunes? you might prefer our Violent Aggression RSS Feed.  It’s been inspected by the FDA for cleanliness and sexually transmitted diseases and almost all of the criteria were met.

without further delay: the direct link for Violent Aggression podcast #3 

We review Plants vs. Zombies and give it a big thumbs up; Recommended.  They’ve got a 60 minute free trial that’s like your first hit of H.  Prepare to lose large chunks of your life to this deviously fun game..

• Vlad creates an Improved Explosive Device using dry ice and a pop bottle; Shaun, meanwhile, has his _{hands down his pants,} scratching vigorously.
• All time worst flood stories.  We are a collectively unlucky lot and the power of H₂0 has wreaked havoc on our lives. 
• Autoerotic asphyxiation? What the Fuck?
• Bud Light Lime, pros, cons, and the curious effect they have on Chad’s nipples.
• Lounge singers briefly inhabit our hosts bodies, causing an awkward segue into the sesame street theme song.
• And after much procrastination, sketches, rough drafts, redos and hand wringing of all sorts I’ve finished the logo! Yay for art!

This is seal meat. People will eat it

Hey ladies and jents.  Violent Aggression podcast #2 is now available.  Download 35 minutes of high energy podcasting hijinks.  Me and the rest of the radio crew eat seal meat, lament Transformers 2, dish on Sara Palin, I accuse both Kelly and Liam of ruining the podcast (independently), there’s an extended discussion on The Watchmen and Vlad soundlessly blogs while you listen.. yes, well, it sounded like a good idea at the time. Download to you favourite aural receptacle now.

Violent Aggression #1 is a podcast full of high energy, high octane stories, rants, humour and a dash of music that probably violates a few copyright laws.  Check this shit out:

• A brief discussion as to exactly which drugs Shredder (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) was likely addicted to.
• Liam’s disastrous attempts to hold an on-air intervention regarding Cliff’s anger
• Our opening story just has to be heard to be believed.  The story is certainly out there, but it’s more like “are this guys actually talking about this?”
• And a guy sews his hand to a bag

There’s much much more! It’s certainly been a blast developing 30 minutes of audio I genuinely believe you will find entertaining.  But with friends Cliff, Vlad and Liam I think we’ve done just that.  I shall stop typing, because at this point you’re supposed to click on this link and listen to an auditory deviousness the likes of which will be repeated as soon as we can.

Fun Fact: Contrary to what you might expect, all of us were actually sober while recording.