I just wanted to point and laugh at fat Americans. Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution concerns his journey to Huntington, the unhealthiest city in all of America, where he plans to convince the whole town to, y’know, stop being fat bastards. Many things led to where I am today; this adventure with food upon which I’ve embarked. But I give a lot of credit to this show, especially seeing as I had no loftier aims than being entertainingly diverted. Now I’m part of the Food Revolution.

Next time I’m going to a proper nail salon and getting a proper fake nail put on, just like my wife suggested.  Superglue just doesn’t bond to human nails as well as it does to human skin. Which is a roundabout way of saying I tried to cut my finger off and the consequences have been rather unexpected

Cliff, would you like to get together with Me, Chad and Kelly and gangbang an ottoman? No? Why not?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 I've only got fifteen minutes. I deeply identified with Erron's "Why I do it".  Like her I want my website to be an amazing collection [...]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 I beg you grant me a liberty for the duration:  Allow me to assume you’re an average person.  I’ll also be assuming you’re American.  Maybe [...]

I recently finished watching the entire run of Firefly, plus the follow-up movie Serenity, and I’m here to tell you a few reasons you should consider doing the same

One of the aspects of who I am is a computer programmer. I’ve spent years and years finding ways to organize things (pieces of code, data entry fields, processes involving humans and barcode scanners, you name it) in ways that make things flow better. Changing environments to be more conducive to a desired outcome. My most recent environment/programming project is the kitchen

I love Americas Got Talent. Lots of links to some of this years wackiest acts.

A delcious and simple fish dish that cooks from scratch (no premade sauces here). Everything cooks in one pot for minimal dishes and you can prep much of it the night before although it's quick enough you don't need to. There's a video walkthrough featuring yours truely and a text write-up. Try something new for dinner this week!

Looking back I never remember the hard work or sacrifices, I observe the results in bewilderment and wonder who did this? who was the person I became that accomplished all of this? Maybe the person I became was Shaun. Shaun who wrote about dream stealers and made me realize maybe I was stealing his.

have a Harmony 890 remote. If you haven’t heard of these beautiful universal remotes (there are other good remotes in the Harmony series), they are simply amazing. But their z-wave support deserves to be repeatidly raped in painful crammed quarters

Food is more than the nutritional and chemical composition and how it affects our digestive tract. It enriches our souls with it’s ability to bring us together. To pull us out of our respective blogging caves, put down the mobile phones, stare across the table and think shit, what the hell should I say next?Ummm.....

" I didn’t think I was capable of forming opinions on food. How could I possibly cook food when I don’t know the first thing about it and I can’t physically taste the difference. How the hell do I know if it needs more… uh… I dunno… I don’t even know what spices I’m supposed to use to make it not taste like it currently does." Or at least, that's what I used to believe

I watch television while doing dishes. Seriously, it's awesome. I just... I don't even know how to come up with some amazing write up to convince you to read the article. That's what this one's about. Watching tv while you cook or do dishes or put away groceries or freeze raspberries