My Grandma's freezer is an inspiration. Much like the raspberries I picked yesterday. Advertisements and constant news programs about “healthy eating” have corrupted what used to be basic common sense about eating. Much like “proving” smoking is harmful, “proving” baby formula isn’t as good as breast milk, “proving” hydrogenated fats are bad, or “proving” global warming, it’s up to us to “prove” that what the majority of the food industry does is unhealthy. Why the burden of proof rests with us individuals is simple: they have more money.

I shine a light deep deep into where some of my problems are coming from and how I plan to fix them. Also, there is a haiku. Why would you read this? I suppose because it's interesting hearing someone talk frankly and honestly about how messed up he is

Would eating chocolate instead of radishes, or radishes instead of chocolate, affect your ability to do complex geomatric tasks? The answer turns out to be yes.

It’s 150 words per day x 31 days. It sounds easy right? Then how come I’ve never done it... I decided to join the summer blogging challenge and here's how I felt on the eve of this momentus challenge

My life is just too full at the moment to reply to everyone who has commented. This is where I am, today. While Oprah plays in the background

So today is most definitely the worst day I’ve had in the last few years and I’m not sure I can even tell you why. I don’t even understand why. It started with my wife, last night, complaining how I hadn’t done her laundry. It was in a suitcase, in the garage and I didn’t even know it was there. To her it felt a bit intentional. To me, it felt like she should shut the fuck up.

Step 1: Disprove evolution with peanut butter Step 2: Prove evolution with the help of bees Step 3: Think “Oh my god, how are we not dead already?” Like, is someone putting stupidity in the water these days?

The opening salvo of my own personal food revolution. I want to remake my diet and I want to share my missteps with you.

Pushing the publish button on this one scares the shit out of me. I'm not really ready to recap this piece and try to explain it in a shortened form, which is a shame because this is the place where a short description of the article proper should appear. It's dark, it's scary and if upon reading it you find you relate to it (even though you would have written different sentences) remember that you are the one in charge, not the homunculus.

The silk pie is the embodiment of goodness. A reason to go to Denny’s. Yet it is no more. But on behalf of patrons everywhere, I ask for it’s return. I ask for a reason for it’s banishment. Was the Silk Pie naughty? Did it misbehave? Was there a political reason it was removed from the menu? Were the other pies jealous?

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Written just after a car accident from my iPhone

One of the most famous unsold pilots ever, for instance, was the Fox comedy "Heat Vision and Jack," starring Jack Black as a crime-fighting ex-astronaut, Owen Wilson as the voice of his sentient motorcycle and the late Ron Silver as himself — only if "himself" was really a government assassin who moonlighted as character actor Ron Silver. Co-created by Dan Harmon, the man responsible for "Community," and directed by Ben Stiller, it was weird and funny and memorable — and it felt very much like a show that would have creatively burnt itself out by the third episode.

My wife breaks my brain during a viewing of FlashForward

I'm working on a story. I'm not giving any details away just yet, but I'm at least ready to admit to the world that I'm working on it