A man stands over the bullet ridden body of his brother and plans what should happen next

Alan Moore, creator of the Watchmen, would like you to know that he has fucked a lot of chicks. Jonas thinks this less impressive

With the quote "Simplicity depends on one's background knowledge that depends on the laws of physics themselves." we take a hairy ride down the channels of physics, philosophy and examine the nature of certainty. Or can we really be certain of anything? What does physics tell us about these questions, and the nature of the multiverse? Artwork: David chops Occam's head off, Conan-style. Blood spurts everywhere.

Join BSG Music computer Bear McCreary on this backstage tour of the Galactica where no one knows who the frak he is. James Callis introduces us to the "Balter is the mutherfucking shit!!!" song and Edward James Olmos does some bear impressions. Rawr! Bonus: a special feature on The Ack Attack and her Lost Recaps!

Janine, an accountant for a para-military revolution, discovers a small discrepancy in her expense reports. Is this simply a book-keeping error? Or will the trail of clues lead her to discover something more sinister? Follow Janine's spiral into the darkest corners of The Revolution as she searches for the reason behind her mis-balanced ledgers.

A moment of life, spent listening to what was being said.

Set in the far distant future; the human race battles for freedom from the opressive Vishians fighters. Vishian's are bad on account of how they're the enemy. All written with fantastic skill because of how it tends to sound like it was written by a six year old. [Don't worry if you haven't ready any of the other Really Dumb Stories, they aren't related to each other]

Sometimes you have a moment that takes you with full force. One that makes you sit up and acknowledge it, even write it down.

Liam's recent graduation from University has landed him a job with the mysterious InterTron. What mysterious plots might they be hatching? And will Liam ever overcome his fear of submarines? Not a sequel to the first. More like another installment in a series of dumb stories

I had the idea to try telling stories with only a sentence or two. In a way, more of a writing experiment than anything else, but it turned out well; thus, I share it with you.

Five ideas to help get the ideas flowing. Also a few tips on making time to write, and a bit more. Learn The Coffee Game, Mind Map, Eno's Trick and a few more.

A quick vignette. Two friends. One who wishes they weren't. The other oblivious to that fact.

A somewhat sexual spoof of star trek centering around DS9, this was among the first things I ever wrote. To get back at Vash for her affair with Julian, Q grants Julian incredible sexual powers - to the dismay of the other men on board who are becoming suspicious as to why their girlfriends have suddenly started dumping them. Mixing in the very worst of The Original Series, Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.

Short, but one of my very favorites.

Posted by popular request! A meandering tale that goes no where in particular and then stops abruptly.