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Archive for the accident tag

I shoulda got a fake fingernail

2010 Aug 23

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Next time I’m going to a proper nail salon and getting a proper fake nail put on, just like my wife suggested.  Superglue just doesn’t bond to human nails as well as it does to human skin. Which is a roundabout way of saying I tried to cut my finger off and the consequences have been rather unexpected

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Scary fucking shit; the pictures

2009 Dec 16

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Pictures from my scary car accident. The bridge I hit, and the sizable dent I put in my truck's passenger side nose.

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