Pushing the publish button on this one scares the shit out of me. I'm not really ready to recap this piece and try to explain it in a shortened form, which is a shame because this is the place where a short description of the article proper should appear. It's dark, it's scary and if upon reading it you find you relate to it (even though you would have written different sentences) remember that you are the one in charge, not the homunculus.

How to describe this epic masterpiece? I've spent the last month compiling a hillarious collage of President Obama and Admiral Adama comparisons. Over eighteen seperate mini-joke/comic/things all rolled into one sprawling bizarre competition that ends with the two degenerating into insults. And it'll take you less than a minute to read. *worth it*