The Galactica Finale arrives in astounding style and I say my goodbyes, crack a few jokes, crack a few beers and pontificate for one last final time about this great and grand show I've loved for so long.

Time jumping lost style storytelling comes to the BSG universe and Sawyer is there to wish them a friendly hello. I go on at great length about Moore's behind the scenes visions, including his reactions to Voyager. Also, I'm pretty sure I discuss the episode, but I honestly may have missed that.

Join BSG Music computer Bear McCreary on this backstage tour of the Galactica where no one knows who the frak he is. James Callis introduces us to the "Balter is the mutherfucking shit!!!" song and Edward James Olmos does some bear impressions. Rawr! Bonus: a special feature on The Ack Attack and her Lost Recaps!

Battlestar Anderstica (Anders + Galactica) goes transformer-style and demands the allspark, Optimus Prime and Furburger also appear. This is just a lovely lovely episode wherein we get a last chance to spend some time with our Galactica crew. My hats off to this wonderful crew.

Boomer is a very naughty girl and returns to cause much trouble for our friends in the fleet and I go psycho with the CSS fonts. Meanwhile Starbuck gets another head character and they play a lovely duet on the piano and, um, I'm serious about the CSS, this has more random styles than the wu-tang clan.

How to describe this epic masterpiece? I've spent the last month compiling a hillarious collage of President Obama and Admiral Adama comparisons. Over eighteen seperate mini-joke/comic/things all rolled into one sprawling bizarre competition that ends with the two degenerating into insults. And it'll take you less than a minute to read. *worth it*

Saucy dangerous unpredictable Ellen Tigh has returned to the fleet only to discover - dum dum dum! - Tigh has knocked up a Six and Ellen's none to pleased. Baltar struggles for control of his culthood and the Allspark is causually mentioned.

Anders' expostion button goes off and the entire history of the humans and cylons is downloaded to us viewers in an amazing tour de force. Join me as I recap the events from 3000 years ago until now, including quoting John/Cavil's brilliant I'm a machine speach.

Furburger, a gian metal vagina, makes her appearance as does Stumpy, Felix's crusty companion. The revolution is resolved and on the whole I quite liked it. The unlikely return of Lt. Aaron Kelly is most welcome, as is Baltar, and George W. Bush makes an appearance.

I break format and do a six scene breakdown with hillarious pictures and screen-caps. Seriously, you want to check out this fun times full of outrageous type-setting! Oh, also I childe Roslin (again), defend Zarek and use the word microcosm-esque in a sentance.

No big explosions, no jaw dropping revelations, just a well done character piece that I rather liked. Cally is posthumously given the "Worst Mother Of All Time Award", I Love Tom Zarek and perhaps Tyrol and Hot Dog have give us our first hint as to how the series may end

An inappropriate commercial that achieves a zen like transcendance into a piece of art all its own.

The emotional aftermath of last episode is brought front and center. The despair and hopelessness of three years on the run finally percolates in a devistating episode that is certainly one of the darkest hours yet of our rag-tag fleet.

Gaeta decides to take a quick vacation in this webisode. Guess how that turns out? hint: not well. The webisode itself, however, was surprisingly good.

A fair warning that my next post will contain BSG spoilage. I'm really good at inventing post titles, eh?