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Cop Out

2010 Aug 18

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Filed under writing and tagged fiction.

A man stands over the bullet ridden body of his brother and plans what should happen next

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Dial ‘A’ for Accountancy

2001 May 09

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Filed under curator's pick, writing and tagged fiction, funny, janine, kelly, monique, revolution, sam, short-story.

Janine, an accountant for a para-military revolution, discovers a small discrepancy in her expense reports. Is this simply a book-keeping error? Or will the trail of clues lead her to discover something more sinister? Follow Janine's spiral into the darkest corners of The Revolution as she searches for the reason behind her mis-balanced ledgers.

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Really Dumb Story III: The Sci-Fi Epic

2001 Mar 24

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Filed under curator's pick, writing and tagged cliff, erron, fiction, kyle, liam, Really Dumb Story, shaun, vlad.

Set in the far distant future; the human race battles for freedom from the opressive Vishians fighters. Vishian's are bad on account of how they're the enemy. All written with fantastic skill because of how it tends to sound like it was written by a six year old. [Don't worry if you haven't ready any of the other Really Dumb Stories, they aren't related to each other]

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Really Dumb Story II: The Movie Idea

2000 May 22

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Liam's recent graduation from University has landed him a job with the mysterious InterTron. What mysterious plots might they be hatching? And will Liam ever overcome his fear of submarines? Not a sequel to the first. More like another installment in a series of dumb stories

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Café Conversation

2000 Feb 03

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A quick vignette. Two friends. One who wishes they weren't. The other oblivious to that fact.

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Star Trek: The Alternate Voyages – "Bashir Bonks Everybody"

2000 Jan 31

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Filed under funny, the arts, writing and tagged fiction, star trek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, testpoint.

A somewhat sexual spoof of star trek centering around DS9, this was among the first things I ever wrote. To get back at Vash for her affair with Julian, Q grants Julian incredible sexual powers - to the dismay of the other men on board who are becoming suspicious as to why their girlfriends have suddenly started dumping them. Mixing in the very worst of The Original Series, Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.

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Really Dumb Story I: I like Tea

1999 Dec 31

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Posted by popular request! A meandering tale that goes no where in particular and then stops abruptly.

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