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Archive for the passionate diatribes tag

Good Goddamn, Harmony’s Z-Wave Sucks Donkey Ass

2010 Aug 10

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have a Harmony 890 remote. If you haven’t heard of these beautiful universal remotes (there are other good remotes in the Harmony series), they are simply amazing. But their z-wave support deserves to be repeatidly raped in painful crammed quarters

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Good Goddamn, Validation sucks

2007 Aug 29

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What the fuck is wrong with us programmer types. Why is it that my fist programming job cannot be "mig" (Management Information Group... I suggest you don't work for them.. although Don, the man in charge of development, still rates as the, hands down, best development boss I've ever had. One day, I hope to [...]

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Good Goddamn, Blogger sucks balls

2007 Mar 14

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Here is my official review of Blogger.com: It sucks balls. It sucks ass. It sucks wang. It sucks whatever you can put in front of it. It sucks other things that suck ass, because it's not good enough to suck ass itself. I do not recommend the use of blogger.com for either medicinal or recreational [...]

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Happy Bitter Single Guy’s Day

2007 Feb 14

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"On average, workers spent 45 minutes less with their family during workdays in 2005 than they did two decades earlier Add it up and the lost time amounts to 195 hours less with family" "specifically the fact workers tend increasingly to watch television alone, eat alone and spend less time on meals" - Edmonton Journal, [...]

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The Crappiest Waterfall in Scotland

2006 Sep 12

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I mean, c'mon, what a shite waterfall. A brief communiqué from my time on walkabout.

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Trucking Stories

2001 Mar 27

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From March 2000 to October 2000, I gave up on computers and became a big-rig truck driver. I had my share of headaches but also my share of fun. Highlights included sneaking off to Las Vegas for a weekend, hanging out at the Mall Of America and seeing Nine Inch Nails on tour. Sometimes funny, sometimes just what happened and sometimes a result of me staring at the road for hours on end. These are my trucking stories.

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Bands That Suck

2000 Apr 30

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I mean, seriously, stop sucking so bad you stupid god-less fucking losers.

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Please End Peanuts

2000 Mar 02

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I sent the following letter to my local newspaper a little bit ago.

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WHAT the FUCK is with HAIRDRESSERS?

1999 Dec 15

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I HATE BAD HAIRCUTS.

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My Fridge Is Too Loud

1999 Dec 12

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Wanton destruction of physical property in one easy lesson.

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I hate Sarah McLachlan

1999 Dec 08

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I hate hate hate Sarah McLachlan, but it's not her fault. Well, Surfacing wasn't good compared to her previous stuff, but other than that, it's not her fault. overplayed. And not just the radio. Every Single Place I Go - she is there. I can't go into a goddamn coffee shop without the vegan-types working [...]

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