What the fuck is wrong with us programmer types. Why is it that my fist programming job cannot be "mig" (Management Information Group... I suggest you don't work for them.. although Don, the man in charge of development, still rates as the, hands down, best development boss I've ever had. One [...]

Here is my official review of Blogger.com: It sucks balls. It sucks ass. It sucks wang. It sucks whatever you can put in front of it. It sucks other things that suck ass, because it's not good enough to suck ass itself. I do not recommend the use of [...]

"On average, workers spent 45 minutes less with their family during workdays in 2005 than they did two decades earlier Add it up and the lost time amounts to 195 hours less with family"
"specifically the fact workers tend increasingly to watch television alone, eat alone and spend less time on meals"
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I mean, c'mon, what a shite waterfall. A brief communiqué from my time on walkabout.

From March 2000 to October 2000, I gave up on computers and became a big-rig truck driver. I had my share of headaches but also my share of fun. Highlights included sneaking off to Las Vegas for a weekend, hanging out at the Mall Of America and seeing Nine Inch Nails on tour. Sometimes funny, sometimes just what happened and sometimes a result of me staring at the road for hours on end. These are my trucking stories.

I mean, seriously, stop sucking so bad you stupid god-less fucking losers.

I sent the following letter to my local newspaper a little bit ago.

I HATE BAD HAIRCUTS.

Wanton destruction of physical property in one easy lesson.

I hate hate hate Sarah McLachlan, but it's not her fault. Well, Surfacing wasn't good compared to her previous stuff, but other than that, it's not her fault. overplayed. And not just the radio. Every Single Place I Go - she is there. I can't go into a goddamn coffee shop without the vegan-types working [...]