Archive for the passionate diatribes tag
Good Goddamn, Harmony’s Z-Wave Sucks Donkey Ass
have a Harmony 890 remote. If you haven’t heard of these beautiful universal remotes (there are other good remotes in the Harmony series), they are simply amazing. But their z-wave support deserves to be repeatidly raped in painful crammed quarters
Read ArticleGood Goddamn, Validation sucks
What the fuck is wrong with us programmer types. Why is it that my fist programming job cannot be "mig" (Management Information Group... I suggest you don't work for them.. although Don, the man in charge of development, still rates as the, hands down, best development boss I've ever had. One day, I hope to [...]
Read ArticleGood Goddamn, Blogger sucks balls
Here is my official review of Blogger.com: It sucks balls. It sucks ass. It sucks wang. It sucks whatever you can put in front of it. It sucks other things that suck ass, because it's not good enough to suck ass itself. I do not recommend the use of blogger.com for either medicinal or recreational [...]
Read ArticleHappy Bitter Single Guy’s Day
"On average, workers spent 45 minutes less with their family during workdays in 2005 than they did two decades earlier Add it up and the lost time amounts to 195 hours less with family" "specifically the fact workers tend increasingly to watch television alone, eat alone and spend less time on meals" - Edmonton Journal, [...]
Read ArticleThe Crappiest Waterfall in Scotland
I mean, c'mon, what a shite waterfall. A brief communiqué from my time on walkabout.
Read ArticleTrucking Stories
From March 2000 to October 2000, I gave up on computers and became a big-rig truck driver. I had my share of headaches but also my share of fun. Highlights included sneaking off to Las Vegas for a weekend, hanging out at the Mall Of America and seeing Nine Inch Nails on tour. Sometimes funny, sometimes just what happened and sometimes a result of me staring at the road for hours on end. These are my trucking stories.
Read ArticleBands That Suck
I mean, seriously, stop sucking so bad you stupid god-less fucking losers.
Read ArticlePlease End Peanuts
I sent the following letter to my local newspaper a little bit ago.
Read ArticleWHAT the FUCK is with HAIRDRESSERS?
I HATE BAD HAIRCUTS.
Read ArticleMy Fridge Is Too Loud
Wanton destruction of physical property in one easy lesson.
Read ArticleI hate Sarah McLachlan
I hate hate hate Sarah McLachlan, but it's not her fault. Well, Surfacing wasn't good compared to her previous stuff, but other than that, it's not her fault. overplayed. And not just the radio. Every Single Place I Go - she is there. I can't go into a goddamn coffee shop without the vegan-types working [...]
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