Once upon a time, I was suicidal. At a time when there was nothing else worth living for, I started watching Deep Space Nine. I am so glad I did.

This is Funny Shit.
(via Trek Today)

A somewhat sexual spoof of star trek centering around DS9, this was among the first things I ever wrote. To get back at Vash for her affair with Julian, Q grants Julian incredible sexual powers - to the dismay of the other men on board who are becoming suspicious as to why their girlfriends have suddenly started dumping them. Mixing in the very worst of The Original Series, Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.