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Hello Acksters!

2009 Mar 11

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Filed under curator's pick, the void and tagged curation, testpoint, toc.

A few recent hits and popular articles to appear on Feelings of White, a best-of article. Featured: links to every BSG commentary so far.

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Escape Velocity

2008 Apr 26

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Filed under the arts and tagged Battlestar Galactica, testpoint.

CapricaSix ministers to Tigh about the value of pain, and it's enlightening powers, then punches him in the face a bunch. Baltar gets punched in the face a bunch, then declares that because God loves you, you are perfect.

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Terminator Season 1

2008 Mar 16

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Filed under the arts and tagged review, terminator, testpoint.

The Terminator movies have become the Terminator television series. It started like a big steaming pile of crap. It rapidly improved with hot characters, hot plotlines, hot apocolyptic visions and earned near top spots for my upfronts wishlist.

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Look what you can do in PowerShell

2007 Jan 18

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Filed under powershell, technical and tagged testpoint.

Launch hidden IE windows, invoke an exe and wait for completion, download RSS Feeds and web contents, upload to flickr, invoke script blocks from C#. OMG I'll faint at all the cool things you can do

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The Crappiest Waterfall in Scotland

2006 Sep 12

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Filed under narcissism and tagged passionate diatribes, scotland, testpoint, travels, walkabout.

I mean, c'mon, what a shite waterfall. A brief communiqué from my time on walkabout.

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The Vegas music hums in the background

2001 May 17

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Filed under curator's pick, funny and tagged Star Trek Deep Space Nine, testpoint, wacky.

It’s 4.30a Monday; I haven’t slept since Saturday and buses don’t run for another hour. I’m pretty certain I wrote it coming down from a magic mushroom trip. A weird meandering tale taking inspiration from an old-school text-based adventure. It switches styles at least three times and is delightfully random.

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To Listen…

2001 Apr 29

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A moment of life, spent listening to what was being said.

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Trucking Stories

2001 Mar 27

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Filed under funny, narcissism and tagged nin, passionate diatribes, testpoint, travels, vegas.

From March 2000 to October 2000, I gave up on computers and became a big-rig truck driver. I had my share of headaches but also my share of fun. Highlights included sneaking off to Las Vegas for a weekend, hanging out at the Mall Of America and seeing Nine Inch Nails on tour. Sometimes funny, sometimes just what happened and sometimes a result of me staring at the road for hours on end. These are my trucking stories.

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Star Trek: The Alternate Voyages – "Bashir Bonks Everybody"

2000 Jan 31

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A somewhat sexual spoof of star trek centering around DS9, this was among the first things I ever wrote. To get back at Vash for her affair with Julian, Q grants Julian incredible sexual powers - to the dismay of the other men on board who are becoming suspicious as to why their girlfriends have suddenly started dumping them. Mixing in the very worst of The Original Series, Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.

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